What does this privacy policy cover?

We take your privacy very seriously. 'The Burble' complies with rules of common decency in regards to any information you give us. We got yo back y'all. 

About our services

'The Burble' podcast aims to one thing and one thing only - make you forget the real world for a little while each week and attempt to make you laugh. Key word is 'attempt'. 

User Choice

Currently we don't have any advertisements on this website. Like who in the right-mind would want to? Sponsoring this type of nonsense behaviour only encourages a general decay in society. Goes without saying really. Free choice is an amazing thing that many persons around the world still have yet to experience. If you are not enjoying the podcast it is your free choice to unsubscribe from it. Fair warning though if you do unsubscribe is that you will probably miss out on some piss-funny drivel that either Benny or Az will blurt out. For example we might interview TV's Sooty & Sweep about how they spent years and years in front of the camera each with a grown male's hand inside of them. Like a sort of a #metoo exposé on abuse of puppet performers. I mean that is fairly morbid once you think about it BUT say you're at a BBQ at your neighbour's place and they have a friend who is there that happens to be a mailman from the other side of town who brought his new girlfriend who coincidentally also works at the post office and just moved to your town because they met on Tinder and decided to "give it a go" but you know it'll be a doomed relationship because he's too picky and hates change. She'll end up rearranging the house and taking in stray cats to look after them and covers the walls with home crafts that have nothing but cats on them. This will go on for years until he loses all his hair and the will to live and feels dead inside before she ends up with his boss...Anyway well that girlfriends sister listens to 'The Burble' told her about a piss-funny remark Az said about Sooty & Sweep secretly being the founders of a celebrity puppet fist f***ing cult (or something similar) and then you'll feel bad about unsubscribing. WELL fear not you can always resubscribe...again its all your free choice we guess.

Our commitments and adherence

We promise to make each podcast more irrelevant and preposterous each week on time, every-time. Man, that makes us sound like we're couriers or something. 

Our Technology

We present the podcast using technology that is on par with Fat Albert & The Cosby Kids used in the junkyard back in the 70's. That's all we can afford. You could say we're saving the planet by recycling junk but it'd be a total lie. We're just dirt-poor.

Data security and retention

The security of your information is of paramount importance to us. We have implemented industry-standard security measures, which include all of your info stored safely in the side tool boxes of 'The Burble' Ute which is parked outside of the worst house in the best street of the worst part of town. Sure someone might be able to jimmy the lock open with a flat-head screwdriver and pinch your data BUT we've just got a German Sheppard called Brutus and we parked the Ute right next to the gate were his kennel is. Rest assured anyone goes near the data Brutus will bark his head off which ought to scare the bastards away.

Please note that we may update or change this privacy policy. If we revise our privacy policy, or more the Ute elsewhere we'll give you a bell personally and tell you. Usually in that instant we will put on a foreign accent and tell you we are from the Microsoft Windows Technical Support team and that your data has been compromised and we will need you to give us your credit card details so we can fix the issues. OR if we are too lazy we'll just post them here.

E-mail: theburbleau@gmail.com